Contact Us
Due to the incessant spamming by small-dicked fuckheads (like Eric Jones at Ericjonesismyemail@gmail.com, which I assume is a fake name (BTW if you are a friend or ally and you felt like using that email to sign up for all kinds of fucked up websites and mailing lists, I wouldn't lose a single wink of sleep.)) trying to sell us shit that we WOULD NEVER FUCKING WANT, and just plain growing tired of seeing three or four emails from spamming, scamming, cunts every single day coming through this contact form, that I am just going to disable it. I cant filter emails that come from this contact form, but I can filter direct emails all day long, so, if you are an actual human customer who needs to contact us, please, email us at the following address.
sales AT markoftheraven DOT com
My most sincere apologies for the inconvenience, and for the harsh language, but people like this Eric Jones asshole have to go around abusing things and generally being a pain in the ass to line their greedy pockets.
Fuck you Eric Jones, and every mutual you have ever had.
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(P.S. We are not interested in buying anything, especially subscription widgets for our website. If you waste your time trying to sell us services, we will laugh at it, MEME it, and share it with all of our friends so they can laugh at it too. Our website is fine, our conversion rate is solid, and we don't need leads.)
(P.P.S How sad is it that it happens often enough to need to make a note about it?)